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KamadoJosephine last won the day on September 11

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  1. Do any/all KJ Classic owners wish theyd gotten the BJ?

    lol if I had a buck for every time... but *ahem* bringing this back to kamado''s, I've got a CJ and if I had my time over (and more $$) I'd get the BJ. The CJ is great for most things, but there have been a few times where a bit more real estate would have been useful. Momma needs room to breathe.
  2. Too Hot...Too,Fast

    Hot damn big daddy, that's one fine looking slab of meat...
  3. Kamodo Joe in Colorado

    Duuuuuuuude!!!!!!!!!! Spark up and start grillin' Nothing goes better with doritos than some nice pulled brisket bits
  4. Am I a bad person?

    YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Birds exist only to feed cats, which in turn exist only to feed dogs.
  5. The random pictures thread...

  6. Am I a bad person?

    If loving veal sends me to hell, then Satan better lube up his pitchfork.
  7. New Kamado owner

  8. Multiple requirements...?

    I would require 30yr single malt scotch to outweigh their heresy
  9. Do I or don't I?

    OMFG DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTT i haven't read this thread, and suck anus at woodworking or any type of handy things, but if you bury that red monster into that slab, then you can write your own check bby <3
  10. Blue Flames from the buttocks of hell

    I don't think i've ever been to the place where my red went to orange... hopefully i'll keep my red bits red Everything you have said there: a) I don't understand b ) terrifies me I therefore shall pull an ostritch and stick my head in the sand until such time as my KJ ####s itself and i have to face reality I am among most people
  11. Brisket Timing

    I stand in awe of all you love-you-long-time brisket dudes (and dudettes). I take the soft option of sous videing it before hand, which leaves me with a 3hr cook. one day, i will do an all-KJ cook, and rejoice in my victory. until then, godspeed to all you merry gentlemen. may the glow of the coals guide your way, and your ceramic domes keep you lo those cold winter nights...
  12. Keep the Challenges Running?

    like the round(ish) egg, the KJ cooking is a global event. Just like 5 o'clock, it's always summer somewhere that sounded a lot better in my head
  13. Hello from Rhode Island

    I am not worthy. Yet...
  14. Hello From Middle TN

    Welcome!! And good luck chasing smoke
  15. Inspired by a witch

    Nothing wrong with the direct approach