Austin wants barbecue joints to install "smoke scrubbers" because of a few cranky soreheads in one or two snotty old-Austin neighborhoods. Franklin says he'd be forced to close if the city legislates this. We're talking a potential barbecue apocalypse here:
austin.eater.com/2015/3/30/8309059/barbecue-master-aaron-franklin-slams-proposed-city-smoke-limits
Of course, Aaron is leading with his ace. No sensible human wants to see Franklin's shut down. But are there enough sensible humans?