Ben S 8,418 Report post Posted October 1, 2017 I was at a 5 yr olds birthday party and they had a baby farm animal petting zoo. While I didn’t pet any of the animals, I had other plans for them. Whats your vote : agreed or going straight to hell? 1 4 1 slap1914, Dub, KamadoJosephine and 3 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AntinOz 498 Report post Posted October 1, 2017 My wife got upset when I wanted to call our two rabbits "lunch" and "dinner" 1 4 Dub, KismetKamado, Slowdown and 2 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KamadoJosephine 629 Report post Posted October 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Mewantkj said: agreed or going straight to hell? If loving veal sends me to hell, then Satan better lube up his pitchfork. 1 KismetKamado reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KismetKamado 4,329 Report post Posted October 2, 2017 Straight to hell - but what better place to be if you like to play with fire and use it to make tasty eats.... 1 KamadoJosephine reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
K_sqrd 190 Report post Posted October 2, 2017 One "Our Father" and three "Hail Marys" and promise never to go to a 5 year old's Birthday Party again. LOL! We had some friends who raised a cow and named it Meatloaf with the intent of slaughtering it and loading up their freezer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ben S 8,418 Report post Posted October 2, 2017 6 minutes ago, K_sqrd said: One "Our Father" and three "Hail Marys" and promise never to go to a 5 year old's Birthday Party again. LOL! We had some friends who raised a cow and named it Meatloaf with the intent of slaughtering it and loading up their freezer. jewish/athiest here...sorry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ckreef 18,805 Report post Posted October 2, 2017 I've had plans for the family cats for awhile now. I would have moved on those plans long ago except Hawke and Mrs skreef would have never forgiven me not to mention I would have been eating alone. (not really a time for me to joke but I got to get it where I can these days :( 3 1 KismetKamado, TKOBBQ, KamadoJosephine and 1 other reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KismetKamado 4,329 Report post Posted October 2, 2017 15 minutes ago, ckreef said: I've had plans for the family cats for awhile now. I would have moved on those plans long ago except Hawke and Mrs skreef would have never forgiven me not to mention I would have been eating alone. (not really a time for me to joke but I got to get it where I can these days :( Good on you for letting Hawke and Mrs. skreef win one. Once you built the little garden with the visiting feline I knew you were duped. LOL. If it were up to me, I would slay and roast every bird in the neighborhood - but I'm thinking that might not go over so well... Can't stand birds - hated them since I was a kid. Feel kind of bad about it some days - but not many. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mbellot 296 Report post Posted October 2, 2017 4 hours ago, Mewantkj said: agreed or going straight to hell? As one of the guys at works says in these situations... Por qué no los dos? (Why not both) 2 KismetKamado and Ben S reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KamadoJosephine 629 Report post Posted October 2, 2017 46 minutes ago, KismetKamado said: Can't stand birds - hated them since I was a kid. YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Birds exist only to feed cats, which in turn exist only to feed dogs. 1 KismetKamado reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbqboss84601 1,165 Report post Posted October 2, 2017 I marked sad that I did not get any pictures to have tasty ideas myself. 1 Ben S reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ben S 8,418 Report post Posted October 2, 2017 Next time. My wife wants baby animals and alcoholic beverages for her birthday this year. How many people will a 15 lbs piglet feed? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beermachine 1,637 Report post Posted October 2, 2017 The JoeTisserie is rated to 50lbs....... 1 Ben S reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ckreef 18,805 Report post Posted October 3, 2017 4 hours ago, Beermachine said: The JoeTisserie is rated to 50lbs....... LOL 1 Beermachine reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowdown 82 Report post Posted October 5, 2017 There's an island off Taiwan, called, Green Island. Very creative. But on this island they have pygmy deer that are actually quite cute. They also taste excellent thinly sliced and grilled over an open pit bbq accompanied with copious amounts of beer. Women usually are horrified when I tell this story, but hey, it's true. So wherever you are going, I'm already there. Bring beer! 1 Ben S reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
